We just got back from a most wonderful family vacation. Vacations are so much more fun when everybody is old enough to walk and talk!
Our boys were in Boy Paradise. They got to spend day after day on the beach, hanging with their best friends, riding waves, digging sand castles, catching crabs and sand crabs, running through the woods, riding bikes, building big fires, telling ghost stories, jokes and riddles, being with family, and (unconfirmed) maybe even sipping an adult beverage or two. Except for mommy, no one got an allergic reaction to poison oak, even though it was everywhere. We got to see skunks and raccoons and foxes very up close and personal.
Here’s me and my favorite people in the whole world, our first night on the coast, in our secret location, a place so awesome that it shall remain nameless :-). If you want to guess where, though, think beach, forest, perfect temperature, breeze, no mosquitoes, seclusion, easy access to all services, Spanish and English spoken widely.
TRAPPED BY SKUNKS. I learned that raccoons are afraid of skunks (or at least I think they are!) I say this because one night, when nature called at 2:00 am, I found myself trapped in my tent by two skunks. Just three feet away from our tent, nibbling on cookies (oops! we didn’t button up camp so good that one night) I tried to shoo them by shining a light on them. Light didn’t faze them a bit – Skunk don’t care. I then figured my giant body lumbering out of the tent would scare them once I unzipped the tent door. Oops again – that only caused them to call my bluff – when they raised their tails and turned their business end directly at our tent. If I’d tried to throw a shoe or something I’m pretty sure they’d have skunked all six of us, ending our night of sleep and possibly ending our whole trip early.
How did I make the skunks go away without getting sprayed?!?! The answer is below.
Did I say Boy Paradise?! Girl, too. This is the Fogarty Family, the McLaughlin kids, and their cousins, too. The boys had so much fun they actually *thanked* us for making it happen. No problemo hijos!!
A rare Fogarty Family photo with Daddy in the picture 🙂
Another rare Fogarty Family photo with Daddy in the picture 🙂My sexy wife back from leading a teeth-brushing expedition.What’s so fascinating that it can stop a boy gang in their tracks on the way to the beach? (A fearless bird has their attention).The trek to the beach continues.SPF 40 sprayed on cold. Yikes! In my day it lathered from a tube.Our pretty cousin / niece Nani gathering avocados from the farm.Our handsome little cousin / nephew Tonsin helping gather aguacates.Taller than his mommy at 13 years old. He’s gonna be a big one!A very rare photo of me and my baby alone.The WAVE.Can I have my morning hot chocolate before you put that lens in my face, dad?First waves!Did I say Boy Paradise?!My little tribe.Another rare photo of the Fogarty family with daddy in the picture.
Did I say I’d reveal how I shoo’d away two skunks who had us trapped in our tent? Why yes I did!
Well, while lying in my tent @ 2:00am, I Googled “what eats skunks?” Turns out that dogs & coyotes & foxes eat skunks but only when desperate, because they usually get sprayed. However, OWLS can’t smell! So, I found an Owl Soundboard up on Google Play, downloaded it (excellent 4G coverage in our secret location), and played the haunting beautiful Barn Owl hoot from within our 6-person tent. My wife woke up and thought the sound from my Android was coming from 20 or 30 feet away. I got up, shined my light and the skunks were gone! But, a couple of raccoons had taken their place! I guess raccoons are afraid of being sprayed by skunks, too, and swooped in as soon as the skunks fled.
So, back to Google with the search “what eats raccoons?” Back up to Google Play to download a Cougar soundboard 🙂 A couple minutes of cougar growls and the campsite was clear! Yay!
I did my bidness, put away any food and stuff lying around, and got a great night’s sleep.
Best vacation in a long time!
Mexican soda is awesomer than American soda.Hecho en Mexico. Glass bottles. Cane sugar.Andrew with hints of his daddy’s beard?Yes, I am up to trouble.Peak boy moment.Three Amigos.Nuestro cunada, hosting us at the secret location. Thanks Yenelli!My brother-in-law with his little popito T-man!Mini reunion with concuna Shay.Eric & Yenelli micro reunion.Super quickie family portrait.El Cute One T-Man!My posse.JJ gets along with everybody.Girls don’t like guns, I’m told.Mason is great with his little primos.Deep into a complex boy game.Buddies.Luke insisted on the chair. He’s a man of leisure.Brothers.Crab hunting.